How God Got Bored And Became Adam & Eve
You could call me mentally ill, you could call me suicidal, fact is, I know, we do not die.
We have existed forever & will continue forever to exist.
Just like every morning you just happen to pop back into being pop back in to this thing called DreamEarth, So you pop into existence time & time again. You ARE goD.
Some people call it channelling, they think some other entity - much wiser then they seeing things from up above is talking or writing through them. Other people feel posessed by evil spirits, or simply by an entity who thinks & speaks & acts differently from how they would normally think speak act. Yet others simply fear or believe they are mentally ill when images, flashes of information unseen to anyone but them seems to have arrived inside their mind . They dont know what to do with this information - act upon it? disregard it? enjoy as a pleasant fantazy? or shrivel in terror when a horror movie pops out of nowhere into your mind? What if you forget how to discern the difference between what you saw and what the rest of the world - the rest of us, the Them - saw? Others call it being psychic. As long as you keep the ability to perceive the difference between what you saw and what the rest of the world - the rest of us, the Them - saw, you dont have to worry so much about being ill in your mental. you are just psychic.
You yourself have all the knowledge of the Universe inside you. Perhaps you are too afraid of it inside yourself. Perhaps you dont yet want to remember. Not clearly, obviously. Perhaps you enjoy hearing it in whispers glimpsing it in the shadows.
Fact is we are all one entity, one entity split into many many dreaming DreamEarth to play, to experience, to acquire experiential knowledge of it all, the good, the bad, and all inbetween, all inbetween to the right & all inbetween to the left. up & down forward & backward
We are all one entity, one entity in the guise of many many in many many guises coming into the Dream Earth and come here in many guizes, colors, shapes, shades, many personalities, all one entity, including all the humanity, including all the EarthBall, all thats in it, including the Moon & the Sun & the infinite beyond.
The world really does revolve around you, whoether you are reading these words in this moment. You stay in one place You are The Universe and the Center of the Universe is You. And your destination, the road, the journey moves towards you or away from you.
The journey is not half the fun, half the reason, half the point of it all; the journey is the Point and the Destination, by the time you get there becomes irrelevant the Destination is just to give the Journey its Direction.
We are all one entity, one entity split into many, many there arent any Souls, there is One Soul, split into many. It can divide into as many as it wants or combine as many as it wants into one as it wishes, as it fancies.
You are but one aspect of this one Soul, this One GoD. Imagine - as multifaceted as one of US (ie You) are - how multidimensional, colorful, all encompassing GoD is! Since this one SouL is all of us, is EveryThing, Im afraid along with the GooD, it also includes all that which you call BaD or EviL. But BaD or EviL is really just that Destination which you wish try, hope, pray is the Destination to be moving away from you on this JourneyDreamEarth.
In the beginning there was GoD. the Everything. There was also the VoiD. the Nothing. Which is the same thing, depending which way you look at iT.
The GoD, the Everything, the UniversE, AllOfIt, and the VoiD, the Nothing, same thing.
So this GoD, this VoiD could do be anything IT wanted to be. So the IT GoD got bored being all powerfull & all knowing it ran out of things to amuse & occupy itself with, you can relate, you hate it when there is absolutely nothing to do, and everything there is to do bores you, accept when you are GoD, your boredom is utter & complete, when you know you exist since forever into forever, your boredom is of GoDlike proportion.
So the IT GoD got bored being all powerfull & all knowing and I split into 2.
Each pretending, at first and then later on for real - forgetting that they really each are two different halves of the same one thing the One I. And that only together they are a complete Whole.
the GodMaN & the GoDwOmaN
Separately, they are just whatever they are - meaningless blobs, half of a whole and complete being, one side of a coin, without the coin. together they can produce new BaByGoDs
but, alas, never separatelly only TogetheR
but producing, together, new BaByGoDs would make them GodFatheR and GodMotheR, so we gonna hold off on that for now.
For now the 2 are just GodMaN & GoDwOmaN. The I MaleGoD & the I FemaleGoD. I shall call the two GodDivA & GodDivEM. or godIa & godIme for short.
So godIaEM said to ITIAEM self - good, now I can finally have some fun with myself by pretending ( and eventually forgetting and believing that for real ) there is 2 of us, the GodDivA and the GodDivEM.
So GoDI = IA + EM invented\created sex & conversation. and I said to itself, no wait, first I got into an argument with I self, cant remember what it was about, but something to do with not enough conversation and too much sex, or maybe it was the other way around, it does not matter, I cant remember, but it seemed very important that I was right & the Other was wrong, but - whatever. So right after this I said to Iself: - GooD! Now WE are FINALLY! having some FUN! Let USIAEM get into another argument (i.e. conversation over this high heat thing called fire) and then have some great SEX. After a few days of conversations & SeX I got bored & started inventing\creating all sorts of other stuff. out of conversation was born arguing, fighting, screaming, cooing, romancing, whispering, lovey dovey crap; then they tried all possible matches and mixes & permutations of combining SeX & ConversatioN in all kinds of ways, hence - they invented\created this thing called DirtyTalk. That one they like, this DirtyTalk, very much and spend a whole week playing with DirtyTalkEtc.
Im sorry I forgot and managed to skip the part where the GodDivA invented the SoliditY thing to create the physical body with; and all those places and locations and spots to have that ConversatioN thing at and on.
Also, the GodDivEM invented the TimE thing as no ConversatioN flows very well without the TimE thing, it just sort of sits there in one spot, not going anywhere... not much fun.
but I am making all this up myself and I can skip or tell in any order I wanna if you would prefer a different order should you be in a mood make it up yourself with the order you like.
but since so far you left the job of telling this story solely up to me, let me go on in the order that comes to me -
so then GodDivEM says to GodDivA - How come you always have a headache? And GodDivA replies - Duh! Im too tired and too stressed out from running around the forest all day getting the bacon for your dinner! And GodDivEM says - so if I were to go to the forest and get the bacon myself, you wount have a headache and you wount be too stressed out? ( frankly, GodDivEM was a putty in GodDivA’s hands and would do absolutely anything for her and so she would get no headachs no more ) GodDivA smiled sweetly and said - GodDivEM! My hero! What a brilliant idea you just conceived! I wish I would have thought of that and suggested it to you myself! And GodDivEMme puffed up his chest, grabbed his heavy sword, that GodDivAia was not even strong enough to pick up herself and He said - I have many brilliant ideas if you just tell me! I shall wake up first thing tomorrow and go into the forest meself! I shall invent\create ValoR & BraverY! also its kinda cool I just thought of that ValoR & BraverY thing as it takes this useless decorative object and turns it into something I - a GodDivEM - can not be without ( this property in an object is sometimes also called practicality ) a SworD! Yeah!
The next day GodDivA smiled sweetly\sensually\ \seductively and kept on smiling like that even after ShE ate the bacon He ValoRed & BraVed for her and even PrepaRed & SerVed it for HeR HiMself ( using the SworD, of course )
And all was well for about a week, GodDivEM finally found a practical use for his sword, and created lots of different sword like devices and tried them all out making bacon getting & ValoR & BraVery lotsa fun for him. Then GodDivA insisted he stop shreding the KitcheN with his big huge sword and HE invented these smaller swords, usefull for not shredding the inside of the cave, and HE declared - we shall call these little swords - NifEs, but when you say NifE while you writing, dont ever say NifE, say kNifE. Just so we have more stupid useless rules to memorize and just so that we can have this spelling thing and feel ourselves superior when I can spell and YoUI cant.
Then GodDivA got a headach again. GodDivEM was utterly PerpleXed: “What do you mean not enough conversation?” “Wait, you mean you expect me to get bacon, come home, PrePare & SerVe it for you and actually talk to you & listen to you too?” “eImm outta here”, said GodDivEMem, GodDiviAa shoves her pointing finger at his chest - “NO, yoU get back here! Iam outta here!”
So then IAEM coudnt stand to be around the other for about a week, until they both felt kinda stupid.
For they both did still remember that without the other they are each NothinG nothing but a bunch of useless amobeas noshing dust and clay.
“YoU need another one more like you”, said GodDivEM to GodDivA. “someOne who understands that conversation thing better then me. Lets call it a SisteR or a GodDivaFrienD.” And ShE brilliantly let hIm think it was hIs marvelous idea.
so GodDivA split herself into 2: GodDivA = GodDivAYZ + GodDivAZY
so then, not a week later, GodDivA complains: ConversatioN with the other GodDivA is just not at all entertaining, nor exciting, nor enlightening, the other GodDivA has nothing new to say to me that I have not thought of already coversation with HeR it is as boring as monologging with my own self all day GodDivAZY was exact carbon dated copy of GodDivAYZ
GodDivA & GodDivEM thought of/came up with a better idea - they would reunite back into the One I, and this OneI would split into 2 - OneIZY & OneIYZ
the Ius & the Inot us, ie them
and then US would let this Other US split themselves into GodDivA & GodDivEM in whatever way they please, as long as it’s not exactly the same split as the first GodDivA & GodDivEM, so that GodDivA does not end up with exact replica of HerSelF to conversation with not again. and then this whole complicated procedure would have been for naught, if GodDivA was simply not pleased and not satisfied, if we just ended up with same exact carbon dated replicas again, come on, at least give us some variation on the theme, but dont give too much variation, or we’ll freak, if, like, your eyes or hair or skin end up totally different color from ours, dont do that cause then youd be too differenT & wed freak & be scared of you or perhaps not even recognize you as OneOfUs. [and then if we dont recognize you as OneOfUS, we might say/do somethin like: “this planetEarth and all thats GooD in it belongs to US and all that is EviL in it belongs to you the NoToneOfUS”, or something really stupid\idiotic like that]
So Ius likes a little, some variation, to keep Ius entertained & excited, but not too much variation, so iT does not get scared and start speaking and acting like a stupid Idiot.
* GodDivA + GodDivEM ~> I * I ~> ~> IYZ + IZY ** IYZ ~> ~> GodDivAYZ + GodDivEMYZ IZY ~> ~> GodDivAZY + GodDivEMZY
So basically we now have two couples, and, as is simple to deduce from the nonComplicatEd formula, is that GodDivEM autoMagicallY ends up with a buddy, a BrotheR, a GodDivEmFrienD,
For you can NoT be a GodDivA without a GodDivEM, even if you are a GOD ITself.
And the two GodDivEMs spend all week playing with their swords. And GodDivA finally has a SisteR to converse with that is not a coarbon dated split duplicate of herself.
Then they got tired and bored playing all nicey nicey conversing and fooling around with the swords.
Then godIa said the other godIa got bigger bacon last night...
Her godIme told her in big big secret that the other godIa got better bacon last night only because the other godIme’s leg got hurt yesterday ( all by itself ) and hE didn’t procure any bacon all day, as he was busy figureing out how his leg got hurt all by itself. So this godIa’s godIme told her in big big secret that HE gave the other godIme half of HIS BacoN, but promised not to tell any godIa, so that the other godIa would not find out and think her godIme lacked ValoR & BraverY & so that she would not get stressed out and get a headach.
And GodDivA said - “What?”
and that’s a True Story of how JealouSy & PoSsesiveneS was created/invented.
then everything went down into steep drain hole with amazing horsepower and also acceleration
everybody got bored with everything & everybody. in their last ditch attempt to amuse themselves with some excitement they created spouse swapping and group sex, Yeah! this worked particularly well on the JealousY and PoSsesiveneS cable TV channel. YeaH!
So godIaYZ thought she was into it, but then she realized she was just doing it so that godImeYZ would think her open minded & exciting & interesting; and she was thinking; since she was the one begging him to make love to her and he would not; sudenly he was the one with all the weird headachs and she thought maybe if he would just finally see how open minded & exciting & interesting she was he would realize the other godIaZY was really not nearly as lovable as her herself, but really much much later in the future she realizes he really just wanted the other godIaZY cause he was bored ( again! ) and he just wanted something new. she had bigger boobs and he was just a stupid dog not worthy of any godIa... and then, what the heck, she was bored too
group sex. scratch group sex. StupId idea. KilL the other couple.
No! IdeA! Lets pretend like we die & cease to exist, or at least dont know where we go when we DiE, lets pretend FeaR, & resistance to this DyinG thing, yeah! NOW! Lets split into many many many couples, and lets invent languages & religions & colors & shapes, any excuse will do so we can have this thing, this cool game with many many couples couples called group sex & spouse swapping... no, no, no, wait! I.dea! amongst 2 couples we called it ConverstatioN & SeX & JealousY & PosSesivenes amongst 1 gigaBytE couples let us call it CivilizatioN & SocietY & war & rape! Yeah!
but Im getting ahead of myself again, sorry, let us/me back up a bit.
since I the IAEM is very clever, very creative it get’s bored very easily, so it cant stand to have too much of the same exact thing. it keeps the thing the same, but always variates somethin a little variation or a big one.
I works like this 1. get bored with all & everything 2. think of something completely new 3. fall in love with this SomethingCompletelyNeW and keep producing it and replicating it with variations, having lots and lots of fun trying out all possible thought of variations until its not even not CompletelyNeW anymore but not even NeW at all but boring and some of the variations get downright outrageous that they dont even have the original properties nor functionality of the SomethinG and become something entirely different and then you get excited or just frustrated and declare this SomethingEntirelyDifferent as SomethingCompletelyNeW again and start all over, or just drop the whole I.dea, and go to step 1. again.
so I could not stop with just one RosE, I had to make pink, red, yellow, yellow-red-pink, dark red, purple-blackish, little roses, big roses, then I had a brain fart or just got really creative (depends on which way you look at it), and out came this funny funny looking rose, and GodDivA said that it did not even look like a rose at all, and declared that this freaky looking RosE should be called a LillY as it was still very beautiful, she just did not want to call something so pretty something with the word FreaKy in it.
see how this works now?
So then GodDivEM created a DoG in his own image to go hunting with HiM and to guard the cave while GodDivEM was inside and did not feel like guarding and defending and protecting and ValoRing and BravEring the cave himself.
Actually, the main reason for the DoG invention was of course the GodDivA herself. GodDivEM wanted to spend more TimE in ConversatioN and TouchiNg and AffectioN and LovEing the GodDivA and GodDivEM realized he would need something/someone to pitch in with HiS ValoR and BravEry duties so that HE would have more time to pay attention to and hang onto every word of and adore adore and worship his BeloveD GodDivA.
What to do? We don’t want another GodDivEM to do those things, as he has his own BeloveD to tend to and LovE in HiS own cave. Therefore => invent the DoG.
Of course, I could not create one type of a dog and say - that’s the PerfecT DoG. and leave it at that and move onto cats, no, IT had to make a big big big dog, a little dog (the little dog was GodDivA butting in and wanting a cat really, but this may be how she got the idea though), a brown dog, a black dog, a white dog, then it had to play with variations and permutations in between these, and only then IT was satisfied and, obliging the GodDivA, moved onto CaTs.
And created/invented all cats, from all sorts of colors and shapes of little purry kitty-kats, to chitas and lions and tigers and all the big big kitty-kats. and this is a True Story of why CaTs are better then DoGs really, dogs are good, it is simply that by the time I the IAEM moved onto cats, IAEM had more practice and experience in creating\inventing ATypeOfAThingInManyDifferentInterestingVariations.
So then there is a big big flood of many many many many I. the I multitude. multitudes of GodIas & multitudes of GodIems, in great many shapes & forms & formats & sizes.
So multitudes come to be so that godIa and godIem can have SocietY & CivilizatioN & WaR & RapE.
and this is a True Story of how CivilizatioN & SocietY & WaR & RaPe came to be.
so IAEM keeps splitting and splitting and expanding and expanding, and then the IAEM having split into hoards and hoard of people, realized it is acting so stupid, it no longer wanted to remember anything about anything DIVine, such as GodDivA or GodDivEM and declared that it no longer exists. At all.
what a joke - god does not exist, said god to itself, now thats FUNNY!
so all this forgetting and not remembering WhoWeReallyArE gets really exhausting after a while. it gets too tiresome and frightening to be inside this dreamEarth. so thats how this sleep thing is invented. US go into sleep to escape from this nightmareEarth for a bit and relax. Actually, some of us escape to relax, others escape to scare themselves more with further nightmares.
but sleep tool was invented for the purpose of getting, slipping for a while back into remembering that we are GodDivA’s and GodDivEM’s; that we belong together and to each other, and to decide what to do back here, asleep in the DreamNightmareEartH, what to do, what to invent, what to create next.
it could be good, it could be evil, as long as IAEM does not get bored and have to go back to step one again. try out more variations, see if its still entertaining or come up with something entirely new again.
so it’s not IAEM’s fault that some people use the sleep to escape into relax and others use it to escape into scare themselves even more.
whatever variants we decide to invent, whatever variants we decide to create next, whatever variants we decide to do next - is up to us. what’s there to be scared off? the journey depends only on the destination we choose. what shall we choose? which destination? whichever we pick, decide upon, whether we choose it knowingly or unknowingly, that’s where we are going. and so we’d better choose the destination carefully.
some people ask - where is this world going?
i don’t know. you don’t either. the problem is wherever it’s going is wherever, whatever WE/US decide it’s going. the ship is already sailing the course is already set. if you like the current destination, dont touch the dials. simply do nothing absolutely nothing, and all together all collectively WE/US will get to wherever it has already been set to go, already is going.
see you there, hope we like it.
hold on a sec, said god to i.self, since I am also the great VoiD, the nothing, then I guess I really dont exist, hmmm, this is a touff one... let me reflect about this for a bit.
This physical comfort thing was, of course, the GodDivA’s invention, the GodDivEM was perfectly happy camping out in the woods, but then he build the HousE for HeR, and at the same time he called it OwninG the land and HE saw that it was gonna be a great excuse for inventing/creating more of those WaR & RapE things.
also GOD thought the touching and affection was such a fun such a beautiful thing, the ultimate expression of love - that GOD had this brillian Idea - he created anatomy and saw that he needed a simpler way of spliting I.self. the putting back together of the first GA and GE into the kettle so that to recreate the original VOID/GOD, and then spit out more then one GA and more then one GE (for every GA there automatically comes out a GE, as they are two sides of the same coin and you can’t make a one side of a coin without making the whole coin and thus you end up with the other side of the coin no matter what you do, otherwise the one side of the coin just, what?, melts into itself and becomes a nonside of a noncoin, it’s a weird notion and god never even considered such a stupid notion, only the writeria of this book did. now if you considered simply spliting the GA into two to make another GA, GI tried that, but then you just end up with two carbon copies of GA and what fun is that? that’s boring. with all the GooD you get double, but also, alas, you get double of all the BaD. Who needs that? That’s boring. So GI needs a way of mixing the GA and GE together first, before producing new GI particles. GI is thinking, but I can already tell this is gonna be good. This is gonna be really really good. I is all excited. I runs to the Other Half in all this anticipated pre-eXcitement excitement. Not knowing what to say they are just touching and caressing ( they are too thunderstruck to progress to actuall SeX at this moment, just touching and caressing and dancing and appreciating each other is enough at the thought of a new and wonderous way of creating new GoDs )
see, its a sin having gobs of money, like Martha Stewart, we are sooooooooooo jealous -> put her in jail! and its also a sin having no money and no big box, attached to ground to sleep in, you stupid bum, go bum around somewhere else! how about jail! Which reminds me, if youve got no bux, no speeding, no running red lights, no arguing with cops, crying dont help either; thou shalt do none of these things if thou got no money and still for some strange reason dont wanna go to jail. oh! and no running around with no headlight at night. dont be dumb, if you dont have money to fix it, if you get a ticket, if you ignore the ticket, as figuring out how to gas the car and fuel yourself, forget about ticket, again, youre going straight to warrant for your arrest and jail. ( they call it disciplining the stupid people, so that their first paycheck goes towards paying for the ticket and bail, instead of lets say - first months rent somewhere, and we STILL have not FIXed the dumb headlight! )
So, you see, a jail is this place for people with not enough brains to comit suicide and with no money to buy a properly accepted box to sleep in.
So, you see, thats what drugs are for, to suicide yourself with, or at least to suicide/kill/disable/tuneDown your awareness of how much life sucks, if you cant figure out why some people have to work to earn the air they breathe, and some people dont have to work at all.
And so GoDivAEM looked at the world IAEM created and saw, that of those who dont have to earn the air they breathe they always always fall into one of exactly two categories, for some reason. One category is called StupidBumGetAJoB, and the second category is called iMCoolImRicH. If You dont feel like earning a living and You fall into the second category, its called GooD, also known as CooL, and if you fall into the first category its known as BaD, also known as SuckS, also known as EviL. And thats the True Story of how GooD and EviL came to be, and none of that Moral Religious stuff you may have heard previously applies and has nothing to do with nothing.
So what I cant figure out, is why we alternately house them and feed them and take away the BadIllegalDrugs from them, so they can die more slowly and in full awareness of how much their life SuckS, and then we throw them out on the street and let them fend for themselves, instead of feeding and housing them as the lifestyle weve gotten them accustomed to. Back on the StreeT, we give them the drugs back so they can die faster & less aware of how angry and messed up they and this SocietY and CivilizatioN is. And then we find some excuse to take them back home and feed and house them again in this drugFreE jail thing again, and we, the CivilizatiOn restore their full awareness to the SuckaGe of this EarthDream again, right before we throw them back out. Whats up with this game?
And so GodDIAEM looked at the world IAEM created and saw that if the EarthHumanity really really wanted to clean out the drugs and make drugs go away, they would have already done it long long ago instead of some stupid WarOnDrugS.
Now GodDIAEM looks and sees that we also have bunch of legal prescription drugS, and IAEM sees the legal prescription drugS work better for people who have actual houses to live in and they dont get to go home to jails, they manage to hold onto a box prettier then a jail, we call these boxes houses. but otherwise their life is full of SuckAge, as the peoples without a prettier box, so the legal prestcription drugs work just as well on turning off the AwarenesS of how much DreamEarth sucks, there is a huge advantage though, the money for the LegalPrescriptionBadDrugs does not have to be laundered and is perfectly legal to put in the box called BanK, if you donate a part of the money you get to the CivilizationS utmost peak of achievement called - GovernmenT. Also, when these people have their pretty boxes, when you house and feed them, you dont have to pay anybody to stand at the door and make sure they dont walk outside and what? talk? or just look really really stupid? and you dont have to feed them either, so no cooking, they can do it themselves, so IAEM saw, the LegalPrescriptionBadDrugs really are much better, much more GooD then the illegal NonPrescriptionBaDdrugS. All you have to do is call them by a different name like AntiDepressand, MoodAlteringEngancingSomethingOrOther and the children of IAEM will never notice that they are the same exact thing, And youre cooL Everything is cool Yeah!
this has been - How God Got Bored And Became Adam & Eve
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