Intermission II in this Thǽtre Mouse i-Lánd Production
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Memo: Urgent!
From: Katya SpillKey Iljashevich, Dr. BSCS. KittyKat San Francisco @KerporationaKE.comE
Dear Biologinst and Various Assorted Etc Darwinisto Including The Brilliant Computer Virus Writers Also Pluging Nubmers and Stuff Into Mathematical Models Of Evolutionisis:
It has come to my personal attention that you are still puzzled by a few inexplicable contradictions at all Nubmers and Stuff Into Mathematical Models Of Evolutionisis simply refuse to clear up the misteries of:
* what the heck are Men for ? entirely useless and unnededed. except of course to run around and impregnetate any available ‘come fuck me estudissmo’.
* where does Altruism come from ? Darwinionisis confused. Cant find the correct math formulas to x = a little bit of Altruism.
This is a brilliant ploy of the feminist in collusion with the snake and appple for you to bite and forget that not only inside your little helmet in your pants, but some other place on your body, there is this organ having something to do with ethotiata rationala.
To come to this unsheakable mathematical conclusion I have used a research method known by some as random sample calculus differential equationes Proof.
Once you Prof it mathematically, there you have it, once and for all and there are no more arguments, neither are there the puzzlements.
Not even the Controversies. Based on my Random Sample Calculus Defferential Ethotiata Rationala, I have personally ran across several of the Miraculous Instance of a Man taking care of his children, when he was not even entraped and enshackled by any female, nor was he forced by any government to fork over some tender loving care of his very own children.
I personally am completely puszzled over the even more isolated but incontrovertible instances of men caring and calling themselves Fathers of children who are not even biologically genetically their own, but by the virtue of having been the only Father figure around while said ‘some other mans offspring’ is very young, these Men consider themselves The offstprings Father, and neither forced by any feminist not even any female-bio-robot nor any government, these MAN knowingly continue to provide Financial Support in the event of a Divorce.
To those suffering of the disease known as the lack of ethotiata rationala, also known as Scienistologists, Dr. Katya would kindly suggest next time you wondering what men are for, consider before ‘come fuck me estudismo’ whether this is a female-bio-robot whome you wish to discriminately run around and impregnate and beget with.
That being your only sad pathetic reason for all being on this Earth, if you consider that reproduction of a viable offspring of your brilliant Nubmers and Stuff Into Mathematical Models Of Evolutionisis, please immediately cease and decist writing any and all books and kindly go wash the toilets of your waitreses and bussboys, as obviously they are smarter then you are.
You might wanna get a body scan first to figure out whether you have any brain erationata anywhere on you, even when fully nude, you do need just a little bit of something like that to figure out how to clean the toilet.
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Dr. Katya appologises if this has not cleared up the question of ‘what the heck are men for’. To reiterate, consider the possibility that a man may have something slight to do with that ugly Providing thing for any and all said offspring, until and unto the day the offspring becomes entirely viable without any and all financial, material, spiritual input of the offspring producing biological/mentalitet/educational entities.
or even Darwin Forbid! provision of material necessisiets for the female biological entity that spit that offspring out having something to do with the action of a consequence of you indiscriminately fucking anything that spreads at your feet and you have no brainata evelotionisised enough to just say NO!
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KittyKat San Francisco @KerporationaKE.comE Katya SpillKey Iljashevich, Dr. BSCS.
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